Hello America. You know, I guess I have been silent a little too long. I sat back and watched from afar as the Republicans attempted to derail the Democrats, and the Democrats responded with verbal lashings against the Republicans. All the while, the Tea Baggers, I mean Tea Party is wrapped in racial issues, so much so that they are cleaning out their closet, or going back into their closet, which ever floats their little Lipton Tea Box bathtub boat. But you know what America? I am not going to say anything about either political party in this post. No, we actually have a bigger fish to fry. Screw the fish, this thing is a whale.
So I am flipping through the news and I happen upon a story about a military exercise involving the US and South Korea. There is nothing unusual about that exercise, for we have been conducting it every year for as long as I can remember. It used to be called Cobra Gold, but I think the name changed over the past few years, but that is besides the point presently.
According to the news, the real news like CBS and CNN not those lying bastards at FOX News, it seems North Korea has made a threat to use Nuclear Weapons if the exercise goes on as scheduled. Now, at the risk of getting banned from blogger, What The FUCK Are The Retards Thinking? I mean honestly, who the hell do they think they are fucking with?
Ladies and gentlemen, we are not Australia or Canada, we are the United States of America, and you mean to tell me that little piddly butt North Korea feels they have the Nads to threaten us with nuclear weapons? Did those jackasses forget that they are surrounded by water? Or maybe they are hoping Washington will tell our Armed Forces to back down like Truman told Mc Arthur. Well, guess what? This is not the 1950's and Harry Truman is long dead and buried now. Suggestion to President Obama, if North Korea so much as lights a Nuclear Reactor, we need to bomb those idiots back to the stone age, and then bomb them again for good measure. If China wants a piece of the action, we can show them some love too.
At this moment, The President of the United States should not be so much as discussing any form of diplomatic solution. Carriers from Norfolk should be on their way either through the Panama Canal or around the Horn to reposition near Hawaii, and the Third and Seventh Fleets should be on alert to deploy within 24 hours notice. SAC should have upped the alert status 2 degrees, and we should have no less than 2 MEU's ready to deploy. Of course it goes without saying that the 82nd and 101st Airborne Divisions should be on their respective bases now with bags packed. Listen, G W Bush had his Iraq and Afghanistan, this is Obama's gut check. Time to Grab Those Nuts and show who has the biggest balls.
Here's the bottom line America; Certainly we are a nation with our own internal problems. We still have not gotten past our issues regarding race, and equal rights to all Americans. We have our share of stupid politicians, but beyond all of that, we are now, and have always been Americans. We are the world's only remaining superpower for a reason. It is time we put our petty differences aside and come together for the greater good. At this point, it appears the greater good is laying a military Smackdown on North Korea's Candy Ass. America is like one great big family. Yeah the kids beat each other up, but nobody else's kids better not so much as consider touching anyone in our family. Well, the kids from across the street want to throw a rock through our window, so let's come together and kick their ass. Afterwards we can get back to fighting amongst ourselves.
