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Saturday, November 03, 2007

I'm Sorry Ni...I Mean Black People

"I have the utmost respect and aloha for black people – who have already suffered so much due to racial discrimination and acts of hatred. I did not mean to add yet another slap in the face to an entire race of people who have brought so many gifts to this world. I am ashamed of myself and I pledge to do whatever I can to repair this damage I have caused."

Such a nice apology, perfectly written by his publicist, without a shred of remorse in it. Word on the street is Duane "Dog The Bounty Hunter" Chapman is going to drop the use of the N-Word. Ok, hold on, I am picking myself up from the floor, I was laughing so hard.

Duane Chapman has obviously been using the N-Word since he was probably old enough to speak. Most children learn to say "Momma" and "Dada", but Duane's first word was most likely "N@&&er." I mean who does this clown think he is fooling?

Ok, he pisses off his son, because Tucker is dating a black woman. He fires his son, because Tucker is dating a black woman. He does all of this and you mean to tell me he did not expect Tucker to put him out on front street? I guess Duane Chapman must have realized that a sizable portion of his viewers are black, because he immediately got in contact with Al Sharpton for a little "damage control". News Flash Duane, damage is done "Brother."

Now, perhaps I am being a little harsh on Mr. Chapman; however, a leopard can not change his spots any easier than a Klansman can change his sheets. By the way, do those people change their sheets? I think it has been established that they do not change their clothes. Anyway, Duane "Dog" Chapman opened his mouth and stuck his foot right in it. Now he expects some half baked apology to make everything alright? Some people never cease to amaze me.

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